What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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