OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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