the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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