Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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