Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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