It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
the raccoons are back...
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