You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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