So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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