Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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