Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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