I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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