I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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