it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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