when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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