Got a toothbrush?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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