when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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