Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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