I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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