Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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