I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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