I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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