You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
