Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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