where does the pee come out of this thing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The power of my boobs compel you
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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