You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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