..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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