if i died would you start the facebook group?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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