She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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