So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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