Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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