8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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