end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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