The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Boobs are out for the taking
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
