Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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