Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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