brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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