this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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