it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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