I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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