its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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