So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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