just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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