Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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