Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
