Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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