it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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