bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just gift wrapped bread.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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