would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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