hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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