I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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