Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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