found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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